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- When I'm digging in my bag for a business card and a tampon nearly falls out.
- When h-band says to me before I leave for the office: "Do you have your wallet? Your keys?"
- When I get a note from someone I went to high school with, wanting to be my Facebook Friend, and I say to myself, "Omigod, dork!"
- When my mother (who works for BlogHer as a Customer Service Community Manager) pings me about business, and I respond (with others copied), "Mom ... (rest of note)" Fortunately I don't end the public ones with "mwah!" (short for 'Love you').
- When I give H-band the Silent Treatment.
- When I see that I'm out of cash and don't have time to go to the ATM, so I raid the change dish at home and pay for my Grande with seventeen dimes and a nickel.
- When I insist on staying up just to stay up.
- When I say to H-band, upon serving us dinner, "you gave yourself all the sauce!"
- When I'm packing for BlogHer, and H-band suggests wearing a pair of comfortable shoes, and I say, "Nope! I wore those in '06!"
- When I spell--and then eat--words I make from the bin of cinnamon alphabet cookies I keep in my office.
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Great examples but farther along the age spectrum than you, I warn there are some things we just can't grow out of.
How about literally weeping at the end of a "young adult" novel (Wednesday Wars)?
Or
Getting popcorn at the movies EVEN WHEN YOU'RE NOT HUNGRY!
Or
Being really excited that it's almost time for the super-fat issue of Vogue
or
Worrying that there are BlogHer parties you weren't invited to
Or
you see what I mean? So OF COURSE you want to wear new shoes. I mean, really! Growing up all the way is completely unnecessary. (for the likes of us, also probably not possible :<))
Posted by: Cynthia Samuels | July 13, 2008 at 12:42 PM
Who says you need to grow up? "mwah!" ~Mom
Posted by: Joy | July 13, 2008 at 04:38 PM
I have just tried to pay for some coffee with my earrings, which were in the coin section of my bag after I went to the hairdresser, so don't worry. They're right, it never ends.
Posted by: genevieve | July 14, 2008 at 02:23 AM
I have come to believe that most of "growing up" is overrated. :D
Posted by: stephanie (bad mom) | July 14, 2008 at 02:45 PM
1. It's abnormal to call your mother by her first name. Better to let everyone call her Mom.
2. Is fear that someone will see your tampon like being ashamed to be seen buying toilet paper?
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Posted by: Blog Sponsor | July 22, 2008 at 01:20 AM
OMG! Number 7 is so totally on my list as well! And it's crazy, really, because my kids get up at the same time every day and so I'm just hurting MYSELF in the morning. It's very 5-year-old of me!
Posted by: SArah Auerswald | July 26, 2008 at 08:48 AM
I love the comment about your mom! My mother works for me at my company and I am always struggling between calling her "mom" and "Cindy." When I call her "Cindy," I feel like people wonder why I don't refer to her as "my mom." But if I say "mom," it seems unprofessional. I just count my blessings either way to have her working with me. :)
Posted by: Tricia Meyer | August 17, 2008 at 07:46 PM