--Wow, look at that happy trail!
--Linea negra what? No I'm pretty sure that's a happy trail.
--I'll just assume that was one of the "mood swings" they mentioned in the book.
--I thought you started losing hair AFTER pregnancy.--It's OK, Sweetie. We'll work it off together.
--No really, let ME make the meals when she starts eating.
--I'm not trying to make you feel bad; I'm sure that having gas is perfectly normal. I'm just amazed there's room for so much air in your tummy when you already have a baby in there.
--I'm just enjoying them now, while I have them.